Day One: Guilt, re-heated turkey, dressing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, pie, more guilt.
Day Two: Guilt, cold turkey, dressing, cranberry sauce, pie, more guilt.
Day Three: Guilt, turkey sandwiches, last of the cranberry sauce, last of the pie, last of the guilt.
Day Four: Turkey soup.
Day Five: Turkey hash.
Day Six: Turkey à la King.
Day Seven: Turkey à la Queen.
Day Eight: Turkey omelet.
Day Nine: Turkey chili.
Day Ten: Turkey surprise.
Day Eleven: Resolution never to eat turkey again as long as you live.