Man, The Years Have Not Been Kind To Me!

January 30th, 2013 10 Comments

I just got home after a week-long (more or less) trip and I wanted to be a responsible little camper and catch up on all my work, especially on comments to my blog. I usually use Bing as a search engine, and if I have that function open on my computer and I wish to check my messages, I just type in my name and then open my web site through them. The fourth entry under my name on the Bing page is, “Images of Jameson Parker.” You need to take a look at that page.

 

Two of the images shown are black-and-white headshots of me as a typically arrogant young actor on his way to conquer the world. Two are later black-and-white headshots of me as a typically arrogant world conqueror. But the fifth photograph… Dear me, how I have changed! You might not realize it, gentle reader, but according to Bing, I am now a nice-looking, bespectacled and rather plump grandmother with a bouffant hair-do and a string of pearls. I particularly resent this carelessness on Bing’s part because everyone who knows me will tell you I have never worn pearls. They don’t suit my complexion.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry Grandma… er, JP. Even search engines are allowed the occasional screw up, I imagine.

    BTW, I’ve seen recent (how recent, I can’t say) pics of you, and even though you’re a bit older and grayer than you were on S&S, you don’t look bad at all! :-)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Je n’ai jamais fumé, je ne suis donc pas addict au tabac ;

    Je bois très peu d’alcool, je ne suis donc pas addict à l’alcool ;

    Je ne me suis jamais droguée, je ne suis donc pas addict à la drogue,

    mais je suis complètement addict à votre blog, même si vous deviez être une grand-mère à lunettes avec un collier de perles :)

    Anita

  3. Anonymous says:

    I looked at the page and there are people with the name of Jameson or Parker or any combination of that name. There are also pictures that do not make any sense. Also the name could be there first name or last.

  4. Anonymous says:

    JP you haven’t changed! I would have ever considered you as arrogant ever! Image is oohing unless you have a pure heart and I believe you do or Darlene would not have married you! That is my formal kick in the butt for you sorry tells it like I see it!

    Tena French Halifax, ns Canada

  5. Anonymous says:

    Sometimes people or things ASSOCIATED with someone will pop up during a search. I’m purty sure that that is a photo of RUTH JOHNSON!

  6. Anonymous says:

    The picture and your comments where very humorous.

  7. Anonymous says:

    A quote by Marcello Mastroianni:

    „We men can not be so bad,otherwise would not try so many women to be similar to us“

    Just like a horse, I also look a people first in the eyes.Eyes tell a lot about the people or the horse.With a magnifying glass I saw the elderly lady in the photo in her eyes.With relief, I noticed:This is not JP.The elderly lady must have made a mistake.

    But why no a string of pearl?The Indians wore string of pearls,try it ;-)

    Manuela

  8. Anonymous says:

    I am writing this because someone wrote earlier about Ruth Johnson. This remained me of an article I read earlier about Michigan native and screen write Tom Jankiewicz who died suddenly at 49. He wrote the movie “Grosse Pointe blank”. This is a 1997 movie about a hit man played by Jon Cusack who goes to his 10 year high school reunion in
    Grosse Poine, Michigan.

    Also, there is the Michigan Secretary of State who name is Ruth Johnson. I don’t think she related to the other Ruth Johnson.

    In other weird news there is now a new television series called “The Americans” a 1980 cold war drama about Soviet spies who pose as
    married American couples.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Da, JP, you might as well confess–your REAL name is Jamesonovich Parkerskowski, of the notorious Parkerskowskis of the Cold War era! Yeah! We ALL know it now! The association with all-things-Russian afficiondo Steve Bodio(Querencia) should have given it away long ago! And then Ruth Johnson rears her(ahem) head on yer blog, blowing her cover! The secret’s OUT! Do svydanya!…..L.B.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Next you will try to tell us that all the mugshots that pop up on that images page don’t belong to you either! Nice try. Tsk tsk.
    G

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