I just got home after a week-long (more or less) trip and I wanted to be a responsible little camper and catch up on all my work, especially on comments to my blog. I usually use Bing as a search engine, and if I have that function open on my computer and I wish to check my messages, I just type in my name and then open my web site through them. The fourth entry under my name on the Bing page is, “Images of Jameson Parker.” You need to take a look at that page.
Two of the images shown are black-and-white headshots of me as a typically arrogant young actor on his way to conquer the world. Two are later black-and-white headshots of me as a typically arrogant world conqueror. But the fifth photograph… Dear me, how I have changed! You might not realize it, gentle reader, but according to Bing, I am now a nice-looking, bespectacled and rather plump grandmother with a bouffant hair-do and a string of pearls. I particularly resent this carelessness on Bing’s part because everyone who knows me will tell you I have never worn pearls. They don’t suit my complexion.